consumerism

When Pawly was still with us, you could say "Get the kitty!" and she knew exactly what to do. Whether outside or around the house, she'd find one and then move him with her nose or herd him back to where she started. There were many occasions when a found cat would shoot through the back door, Pawly strolling triumphantly behind. "Get the kitty!" was a handy command at dinner time or when somebody disappeared after a storm. Of course, she didn't do it because she liked the cats particularly well.

Imagine a musical montage that goes a little something like this...

L to the U to the C to the KY peanut butter JELLY time Oh Me So Lucky, Me Me So Lucky! HEY hey hey, goo-ood Byeee Bye Miss American Pie in Yo' Face Baby ME ME Lucky ME! Here I go, Here I go, Here I go again (DavidLeeRothScream) WAAAAAAAO!!! I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand TO Legit, to Legit to Walk This WAY! Out, Way-ay Out the window and what did I see? There was this guy and a keyboard, And he went WEEEEE!

The Think Geek catalog came in the mail the other day. It only comes once a year. You know what that means ...!!! That I'm going to review it, of course. Note: I do not want these things. This is not a Christmas list. Have you seen my apartment? It's the size of your rich aunt's master closet. Don't give me toys, because I need room for useful things like a PlayStation 3 and cute shoes. But! Take what I have to say for what it's worth and consider stuffing some lucky person's stocking with these lay-up (as in "swishhhhhhh!") gifts.