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I remember the satisfying mental image that materialized when I first heard someone speak of "throwing the elephant into the middle of the room". It was a combination of Dumbo's drunk hallucination and that World's Strongest Man event where they hurl beer keg shells backwards over their heads into a trailer which they must then drag the length of a football field. Last one who still has his kneecaps wins!

What sound does an elephant make? I mean, what do you CALL it?

Trumpet. Oh. Who picks these anyway?