Think Geek

The Think Geek catalog came in the mail the other day. It only comes once a year. You know what that means ...!!! That I'm going to review it, of course. Note: I do not want these things. This is not a Christmas list. Have you seen my apartment? It's the size of your rich aunt's master closet. Don't give me toys, because I need room for useful things like a PlayStation 3 and cute shoes. But! Take what I have to say for what it's worth and consider stuffing some lucky person's stocking with these lay-up (as in "swishhhhhhh!") gifts.